Chocolate Swirly

When you shit in ur partners face and you put a cone on top and make them eat it

My boyfriend gave me a chocolate swirly

by anonymous May 10, 2022

chocolate hummus

This is just an insult to the Arab world. There is a special pit in hell for you if you dip your pita bread in chocolate hummus. But obviously, the Americans love it because they invented it. 🤢🤢🤢😭😭😭😖😖😖😫😫😫🥴🥴🥴

American: Yo let’s have some Arab food!
Arab: Yeah sure mate, whatcha thinkin?
American: Pita bread with chocolate hummus!
Arab: You need mental rehab bro...

by an Arab guy... December 14, 2023

chocolate blush

When a person of deep skin tone (usually black) blushes, but it is hard to see because of their chocolate complexion

Jazmine's crush walked by and she "chocolate blushed"

by Rikki tinker January 25, 2021

Chocolate Mine

Noun: One's anus
Verb: The act of reaching your hand into your own or someone else's anus, and picking small pieces of shit off from the walls of their colon

When I poop, shit bursts forth from my chocolate mine.

Lisa said Mark was into some kinky shit. Apparently, he even asked her if she wanted to try chocolate mining.

by Ombligo July 13, 2015

Middle Eastern chocolate bar

When someone from the middle east is dehydrated and takes a dump resulting in a long and stone like shit.

That was some Middle Eastern chocolate bar!

by Edgy2002 May 18, 2017

Nibbling Chocolate

When you desparately need a shit.

Similar to Squeezing Maltesers

Tina, I cant walk any further. I'm nibbling chocolate..

by Tom Monaghan July 2, 2011

Chocolate

A treat made out of cocoa

You fell for it...

YOU: CHOCOLATE IS MADE OUT OF COCOA?
ME: NO SHIT SHERLOCK?!

by Girly Deffinitions April 22, 2017