Bean

Somebody who is abnormally retarded and mentally insufficient in being able to solve simple tasks in daily life.

Kid gets himself out in handball by pulling a Matty Starand missing the serve twice in a row
Handball Players: You Bean!!!

by pattyrogersismydad6969 October 25, 2017

What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?

A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense

"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"

by Mercenary800000 January 30, 2024

Pork and beans

A person that’s Fat and a big Sloppy person and is just over all FAT

Bruh that’s person is so fat they look like pork and beans

by Papa Ave May 11, 2022

Beans

When something or someone is excessively cool.

Wow, bro, that new episode of real housewives was really beans.

You look really beans in that knockoff chanel.

by beanbeanbeanbeanbean July 29, 2022

Bean

Someone being smol and precious

Jake: Carly is such a bean

by y5hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh February 7, 2022

Callus bean

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ima text callus bean

by callus bean June 6, 2022

Bean Simp

Simping for beans.

Derek: hey you know John? He eats beans so much.
Jerry: yeah he’s totally a bean simp.

by TheBeanSimp July 12, 2020