Two Hand Touch

A sexual act between a man and a woman where the man always has both of his hands somewhere on her body, this usually ends up in her getting fingered in the ass and vagina at the same time.

Guy 1:"Yo last night I used the two hand touch on this girl"
Guy 2:"Nice bro so you used both you're hands at all times so you could finger her in the ass and vagina at the same time?"
Guy 1:"Yeah mate she moaned so loud, It was so hot!"

by KillerDolphin23 June 16, 2020

Hands Free Orgasm

The definition is relatively straightforward. It means to orgasm without using your hands (or somebody else's). Not that hard to do honestly.

John got a hands free orgasm (HFO) from that lady across the street, or more specifically, he got head and busted his load.

Sarah gave his man a hands free orgasm by using her feet.

Really, there are endless ways of orgasming without the utilization of the metacarpus. Humping is one of 'em.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 24, 2021

best hand ever

In poker you get three of a kind of kings.

I got three kings today in poker and i had the best hand ever.

by rickkky April 12, 2006

10,000 lb hand

If someone has a 10,000 lb hand they are rather adapt at getting females to go down on them.

Think of it this way, if there is 10,000 lbs placed on the back of your head, you ain't goin anywhere but down.

Wait, how'd you get a room full of virgin nuns to give you head?

I've got a 10,000 lb hand man

by herb311 March 23, 2005

Three-Handed Grope

A girl with massive tits, so big you need a buddy to grab one with three hands

"Holy Shit look at her tits!"
"Jesus lets three-handed grope that bitch"
"Fuck yeah"

by bootysnacka May 15, 2009

left hand man

The lowest ranking male in a gang bang with 3 or more guys and only one woman.

"Ron Jeremy wasn't always the king of the porn world. Rumor has it he was originally the left hand man in a few John Holmes movies (citation needed)."

by buster chestnutz March 30, 2010

flimsy low-hand

A REALLY good hand job. Often quick and to the point resulting in an unexpected mess.

That emo chick that works at Starbucks gave me the flimsy low-hand last night in the parking lot. It was amazing....

by riskyshiftphenomenon February 17, 2010