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Weird of the day

Daily handpicked words on urbandictionary.com. These chosen words are admittedly clever, but are marked by the fact that no one actually uses these words in real life. Probably just some bored schmuck noticed a pun and then reverse created a definition that sort of fits.

Easily identified by being an entry with just one definition, though, inexplicably, it is popular enough to make the front page.
Samantha: "I'm in such a 'manager trois' that my 'bio-illogical clock' is stressing me out! I need some 'boytox' or at least to indulge my 'netaflixia,' stat!"
Jessica: What the hell are you talking about?
Samantha: Oh don't you read the urbandictionary.com word of the day? I do and I am so cool because of this simple fact
Jessica: You're not as cool as you think--those are just "weirds of the day"

Me: Poo parkour? Blogosfear? MeDD? Who picks these things? What a weird of the day.

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by Alison King April 12, 2013
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Valentine's Day

when u were a child u asked wtf do i need a valentine for? well chocolate, now u ask wtf do i need a valentine for? u answered ass :}
Valentine's Day -

10yr boy : GIVE ME THAT CHOCOLATE!
18yr boy : GIVE ME THAT ASS!!
by Failrr5Lyfe March 1, 2014
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day worker

A Hispanic, usually an illegal immigrant. In a crowd, found on the corners of home depot's, or liquor stores.
Dan, was driving into Home Depot looking for help. He drove by a couple day workers sitting on the curb.
by The rocky balboa April 23, 2014
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smash day

Day for sex.
"Guess what Baby?" "What?" "It's smash day, get the condoms!"
by Mikey3434 November 27, 2014
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bae of the day

someone that you fall in & out of love wit all in the same day
"man... look there goes so & so wit another partner holdin hands kickin can's"

"they'll split up soon"

"why you say that?"

"cause thats just their bae of the day"
by d i z k o 2 0 8 December 4, 2014
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Catfish Days

CFD. The official festival of Wilmington, IL. Usually the last weekend in July. While there's stuff for kids during the day (e.g. carnivals, parade) the epic stuff happens at night when the streets are closed and the bars are flooded with hundreds of partygoers. At Catfish Days, not only are you encouraged to blackout, but you are given a free pass to make a fool out of yourself for 3 straight nights.
Stranger: Hey, what's with all the music and drunk people in the streets?
Jimmy Hunt: It's Catfish Days you dumb idiot. Go Wildcats!!
Stranger: O wow I've heard about this! Get me a beer ASAP!
Jimmy Hunt: Catfish Daaaaaayz!
by WIL-MO July 23, 2016
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Catfish Days

CFD. The official festival of Wilmington, IL. Usually the last weekend in July. While there's stuff for kids during the day (e.g. carnivals, parade) the epic stuff happens at night when the streets are closed and the bars are flooded with hundreds of partygoers. At Catfish Days, not only are you encouraged to blackout, but you are given a free pass to make a fool out of yourself for 3 straight nights.
Stranger: Hey, what's with all the music and drunk people in the streets?
Jimmy Hunt: It's Catfish Days you dumb idiot. Go Wildcats!!
Stranger: O wow I've heard about this! Get me a beer ASAP!
Jimmy Hunt: Catfish Daaaaaayz!
by WIL-MO July 23, 2016
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