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Too Wet To Plow

A book on farming.

Also a great joke about the vagina being so wet that the noise made while having intercourse is so loud that it may wake up neighbors. Thus it is too wet to plow.
Man that shit was too wet to plow last night!
by DroppingBOWS October 2, 2014
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wet police

H.M: Do you know the wet police

Y/n: you mean lifeguard
by &-6.0} September 8, 2023
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Wet Viper

The act of letting a person bite the tip of your penis until blood is drawn and allowing said person to urinate on the open wound.
Example 1: Dude, that chick gave me the sickest Wet Viper the other day. It felt amazing but I have this weird rash now.
Example 2: Dude, that bro was all about that Wet Viper life and so was I. I can't wait until I get out of the hospital and have the chance to do it again.
by Yakoff Mannhoff June 15, 2023
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doody chute wet willy

when you brutally moisten your index finger and then shove it in the ass of one of your sleeping friends.
hey mike is asleep

I'm going to give him a doody chute wet willy
by TheColgator May 29, 2022
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Wet hagan

A wet hagan is the act of being covered in tar and feathers nailed to a tree and then being brutally fucked in the ass by a donkey
Breaking news!: a new corporal punishment was added to every school system in the nation called a wet hagan. More on this later!
by Bubble_bee_outside May 16, 2022
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wet socks

the name we call a guy at school because everyone hates the feeling when you get your socks wet and everyone hates him because he’s literally SO annoying and no one likes him
person 1:ugh here comes wet socks

person 2.oh god
person 3. looks away everyone
by fuyuhiko'swife November 19, 2019
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wet with words

when a dude can text a girl the right words that turn her on.
Chris : dude check this out i got this girl totally into me.She wants to come over tonight to fuck me.
Dude: dude isn't she Tylor's ex girl?
Chris : ya but that never stopped me.
Dude:your to good at getting them wet with words
Chris :I know
by PizzaManDude October 3, 2014
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