out-house recruiter

(1) When you get an email or LinkedIn message from a recruiter who implies he/she is retained by a company to recruit for a job, but in fact he/she is submitting unsolicited candidates for a role.
(2) The opposite of an in-house recruiter / retained search.
Out-house recruiter: "Hi, I'm writing since you'd be great for an analyst role I'm trying to fill." Me: "Is this a retained search?" Out-house recruiter: "No." Me: "No thanks" and then I recommend a colleague I hate and I hope will take a different job, if by some miracle the out-house recruiter is able to place the candidate.
by ProductRoom35 May 27, 2020
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House Blend

A mix of all of the miscellaneous fluids and solids left after an orgy.
Carl passed out early and was left to deal with the house blend in the morning.
by Potato Crunch April 02, 2018
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Friday house

The unkempt state of one’s house or apartment at the end of a busy week, during which one has not had time to clean.
I have got to do some cleaning this weekend, my apartment has epic Friday house.
by suntower October 14, 2017
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barbie house

when someone considered to be rich af is trying to fuck you over small amount of money (especially rappers when they don’t wanna pay producers for beats)
meme_wlk “I can’t pay you for that beat I just bought my daughter a barbie house”
by gucciwater361 May 08, 2020
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The Quiet House

The Quiet House is like the nickolodeon show "The Loud House" except in the quiet house it is about a girl who has 10 brothers, unlike the loud house whitch is the other way around.
Joe: Have you seen the loud house?
Candice: no, i am watching The Quiet House, it's much better.
by Jaiden Animations April 17, 2023
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Big house

gay man that has a small house and looks like an old british king from a LONG time ago or some shit bozo ass hair cut
you our a big house HAHA
by Not PilotGreenBean69 July 14, 2021
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Thot housing

To rip out a wet one and waft it in your girlfriend's face.
Joel farted right in my face today.

Oh girl, once they start thot housing you, it's over.
by Shuaman November 03, 2018
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