Super Laser Piss

An attack used by Dr. Ivo “Eggman” Robotnik, usually performed from Space Colony ARK.

Eggman: “I’m gonna fuck the earth! That’s right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!”
(fires piss)
Eggman: “Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth; I m g o n n a g o h i g h e r . I’m pissing on the MOOOON!”
(Half of the moon is destroyed)
Eggman: “How do you like that, Obama?!?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!”
Everyone: (staring in awe)

by not a G.U.N. soldier November 3, 2023

Piss flaps

The labia or “pussy lips” on an Uber-over-weight woman

Hey man, last night I had my face stuck in the piss flaps of Susie for close to an hour, I could barely breathe!!!

by Symphony of horrors August 29, 2022

satan’s piss

seltzer water

don’t give me that shit bro you drink satan’s piss instead of water

by antidevilpiss_advocate July 2, 2022

Piss-fucker

A person who has sexual intercourse with urine

Why don’t you stick your wee-wee in the toilet you piss-fucker?!

by Rizzo-Jizzo November 8, 2021

piss

pee xoxox

person 1: piss person 2: pee xoxoxo

by hi xo December 4, 2020

Piss princess

A slutty queen who is madly inlove with ryan, wanted to get rained on a drum set by linus, and pissed into a water bottle for fun.

“GOD YOURE BEING SUCH A PISS PRINCESS RIGHT NOW….”

by Sosbus 🤤 March 4, 2023

piss

the body fluid.

"Man, I got to take a piss."

by union15 July 8, 2023