Melissa middle school

100% would not recommend going there, like imagine your mascot being a fucking bird.🤡🤡🤡
A good percent of the people that go there are weird as shit, the type of weird to shit on a bathroom counter plus there is no surviving the boys bathroom because there is no fucking stall doors or soap.
The popular kids pretty much all look the fucking same.
Stay away from the kids with dyed hair, they be like "Oh, I'm Bisexual" like no bro you're Bi-Yourself.
Person 1:I've been thinking on moving, would Melissa middle school be a good place for my kid?

Person 2:You're better off in North Korea.
by mr eckert September 19, 2021
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GREEN MIDDLE SCHOOL

A places where hoes and snakes thrive

Most girls are hoes and need to go

Many guys just try to get in your pants**
Hey did you heargreen middle school” has hoes
by Green middle school January 17, 2019
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Middle Eastern Gun Training

There are four steps

Step 1: Make sure the weapon is dirty. Like a rectum

Step 2: Assume regular firing position then drop your left arm to your side

Step 3: Point gun in a random direction, so Allah can rain them back down on the Infidels

Step 4: Yell " Aloha Snackbar" the entire time
Go watch Middle Eastern Gun Training
by ImmaNut January 24, 2017
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A place where if you mess around in class, then Mrs Miller will give your whole class a lunch detention. But, she only does this because she has no one else to eat with and will feel lonely without the students
Mrs. Miller is a teacher at pleasant plains middle school and she is lonely so she’s gives out many lunch detentions.
by Gooo awayyyyyy September 01, 2019
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Delay Middle School

A wack ass middle school that’s trash
by Guw0p July 11, 2019
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Playing the middle

Calling the opposition alot of times.
Lil Twon used to be on facetime with his ops like he playing the middle.
by stiqch February 10, 2024
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comstock middle school

stop pretending you care about suicide. but comstock is still better than battle creek schools
comstock middle school is better than battle creek schools
by grubby_ipad.kid October 09, 2021
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