Jesus Water Streak

The act of moving over the surface of a body of water naked.

Jen: Matt took me on the most fun date yesterday!
Jennifer: What did you guys to?
Jen: We Jesus Water Streaked down the river!
Jennifer: You did what?
Jen: We rode jet skis naked!

by MikeRoch April 13, 2017

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cod waters

1. The waters used to desalt codfish during it's preparation. Codfish should be immerse in cold water, in the proportions of 2/3 water to 1/3 codfish, during several hours. The water should be renewed every 6-8 hours.

2. Forgotten; to remain the same, stalled; a situation or plan that didn't progress.

"Honey, remember to change the cod water!"

"- Hey man, how's your plan to rule the world going?

- My bitch got pregnant, so it remains in cod waters, I guess..."

by GiraPratos April 16, 2017

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taco water

When a woman's vagina is very moist , allowing lots of lubrication for sexual pleasure.

Her taco water made for a smooth entry.

by TheMetaphorGod April 27, 2017

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water

a drink so useful it can quench your thirst, make you supper, or make your bitch wet as fuck

I pull up your bitch want that water, water water water water. - Ugly God

by I <3 adult swim May 6, 2017

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Water Saucee

When you have a spaghetti and the water form the noodles create a watery red substance. This happens when the sauce and the wet noodles mix, therefore creating water sauce.

Christa's mom made spaghetti and she had water saucee on her plate.

by Christawm September 6, 2017

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