A cat that has 2 "halves" of a face. They have 2 different colors on their face and makes it look like they have half of a mask or sock on. Some humans may seem like your friend but their not. Half of the face is sassy and the other face may be cute or look upset.
by Cats for life. March 22, 2022
Get the Two Facemug. by anonymous November 14, 2020
Get the two bit floor flushermug. Eating food and having sex at the same time. Referred to as "Eating for Two" due to the hunger of both the genitals and the stomach.
I had taco bell in one hand and my boyfriend's shlong in the other... Needless to say, I started eating for two.
by Jiganon May 30, 2018
Get the Eating for Twomug. Two guys whose egos are so huge they share the same foreskin stroking each other's ego until they bust a nut while staring into one another's eyes.
by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024
Get the two cocks of the same foreskinmug. by SCTEX123 April 23, 2021
Get the The Twomug. When someone can dish out hate but cannot get it back without complaining/being a baby about it; a two scooper can dish but can’t take it.
Person 1: that girls a total two scooper
Person 2: yeah, she called me a dick and thought it was fine but as soon as I called her a bitch she got all butt hurt
Person 2: yeah, she called me a dick and thought it was fine but as soon as I called her a bitch she got all butt hurt
by cumslut813 September 18, 2021
Get the Two scoopermug. Also know as the "urinal rule". When someone is using a stall in a men's bathroom, the next person to come in must use a urinal at least two stalls down.
Hey Billy, try not to invade my personal space in the bathroom next time. Make sure to follow the Two Stall Rule.
by yayy1212 October 15, 2020
Get the Two Stall Rulemug.