two stone

Term for idiot

Einstein’s name in german translates to one stone, so a two stone must be even smarter.

Look at this genius putting his shoes on the other way round, he must be a two stone!

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Tassie Two Head

Native of Tasmania, usually products of inbreeding.

How does the Tassie Two Head boy know his mothers got her period? Cause his brothers cock tastes like blood!

by Yoyo Wanabanana September 19, 2019

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A green algebrailien based off of the number two. They have an iconic british accent and they appear in the web-series TPOT, which is the fifth season of BFDI (Battle for Dream Island).

Amongst the BFDI fandom, they are either hated or loved, with very few viewers having a neutral opinion on them. Their first non-canonical appearance was in XFOHV (X finds out his value), an old animated YouTube video. Two's first canon appearance occurred during the 16th episode of BFB.

They're often made fun of for their accent. its chuesday innit. lmao.

"It's Two's fault our teams did so bad!" -Bell, TPOT 1

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two seat ass

A person so obese as to take up two seats on the bus or subway.

Man, my knee is fucking killing me but that two seat ass whale over there just sat down and took up the last two seats. They should make her buy two metropasses!

by lardophobic December 9, 2011

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Two-faced bitch

a girl who seems nice at first glance, but backstabs men and makes out with other women.

Guy: Did you see the kiss between Aloy and Seyka? Seyka is a slutty whore skank!
Girl: Yeah! And Aloy, this slutty whore skank is nothing but a two-faced bitch!

by blade24 April 29, 2023

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