bird

n. a tall skinny weak guy with narrow shoulders and that bad sloping posture

Jimmy's a fuckin' bird, a twelve year old could kick his ass.

Not a lot of chicks are attracted to birds, unless they play guitar.

by Nostradamus Bear December 4, 2020

Birding

The act sending someone a picture or link that is totally unrelated to the current conversation in order to redirect conversation away from an important topic or question. IE Britney starts a conversation with Jessica on a sensitive subject and Jessica responds with an unrelated picture of a bird.

I’m tired of Jessica always birding me when I try to have a serious conversation about our relationship status.

by Justsomedudewithaface November 21, 2021

drunky bird

A drinking game that involves the app "Flappy Bird". The group uses one phone and plays the game. The goal is to get past 5 points (10 if you're experienced players). If the player gets past the set goal, everyone takes a shot, if the player gets under the set goal, they have to take a shot. Phone gets passed around in circle continuously.

Person: "Let's play beer pong!"
Friend: "Nah, let's play drunky bird!"
Person: "Yeah that game's the shiznit!"

by fuhckboi February 28, 2016

Bird

Someone you got to keep out the know.

Usually people that take moral high ground and give off judgmental reactions to normal shit

Wowww she a bird

by Nehemiah Mcfarlane November 15, 2022

bird

British slang term for girlfriend

who is this new bird of yours?

by Sexydimma March 14, 2021

Bird

A drone that was secretly built by the government to spy on its citizens. Based on an actual animal that went extinct several hundred years ago

Look a Bird

by Inferneo September 21, 2023

Bird

Lame, Does bad changes no one likes, we don't acccept her

Bird deleted our channels so now bird lame

by Gregstonky April 26, 2021