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ass plow

Acutally not a sexual term. This is like "getting screwed" in the social sense.
Man, I got ass plowed by that pop quiz today because I left my quantum physics book at home.
by monster rod von hugenstein September 25, 2003
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Grippa Ass

Phrase often used to describe a female's posterior, referred to as such due to it's ability to be gripped with relative ease. A "grippa ass" is particularly fine, and is a very desirable feature in a female partner.
Carpentero: "That Whitney girl be rocking a grippa ass!"
Person: "WORD!"
by El' Carpentero February 7, 2006
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ass pillow

A super sweet and charming young man. Usually very good in bed and most likely smart and funny.

Any female who openly calls a male friend "asspillow" will almost always secretly crave gobbling down his man juice.
I call Jimmy an ass pillow but the truth is I just want him to pull my hair and do me from behind while calling me a dirty slut. Teeheehee!
by Charlie Mallet May 15, 2006
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ass whore

used to describe a bitch that anyone can fuck up the ass.
she does not care who fucks her as long as she gets a date.
het dude...did you hear about marshall. he took robin out
and that ass whore gave it up knowing he is married. she is one easy cheap ass whore.
by phone fun April 8, 2006
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monkey ass

The resultant condition from prolonged periods of poor personal hygiene (i.e. lack of showering) and physical activity leading to an uncomfortable, sweaty, red burning ass reminiscent of a large, red and bulbous monkey's ass which has been dragged through the sand and dirt all day and appears quite painful.
(See the latin, rectus sebaceous primatus)
Dude I gotta take a shower - I got some wicked monkey ass!
by zagnut February 21, 2005
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ASS IN FACE

ASS IN FACE= THE VIOLENT RUBBING OF ONE PERSONS ASSHOLE INTO THE FACE OF ANOTHER PERSON. COULD BE USED AS PUNISHMENT OR AS PLAY.
While intoxicated having a shower, your friends decide to brake in and throw cold water on you. So..... you decide to give " ASS IN FACE " Butt ass naked you run out of the shower and pin the first culprit to the ground and rub your wet ass in their face.--Added punishment to " ASS IN FACE " would be to fart- and I did.
by KRS325 March 29, 2009
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ass snorkeling

Ass snorkeling is very similar to brown nosing, but to the extremes.
The only reason he's getting that promotion is because he's been ass snorkeling the boss.
by Phour September 18, 2006
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