National Aaron Is Thicc Day

A day made for all the thicc Aaron's in the world. On this day, you moan as loudly as you can and clap your ass cheeks together until a lil Indian in a hellcat shows up to race you.

Me: Hey Aaron, what are you doing for National Aaron is Thicc Day?

Aaron: Nun much but waiting for my Srt69 to beat Ashmiths Hellcat

by Nigguh301 November 9, 2021

national free the nips day

May 2nd

Person 1: “ why are your nipples out?”
Person 2: “because it’s May 2nd. It’s national free the nips day.”

by Cashboi May 2, 2022

national bake a rapist day

On September the 21st, hunt down your favourite rapists and bake them in an oven of your choice, at anything above 180 degrees for as long as you desire. Have a good time.

Today is national bake a rapist day! Come here *insert name of rapist*! Let me bake you in the oven!

by Sawneysfavhandcuffs August 8, 2021

National Sniff Pennies Day

National Sniff Pennies Day is on January 5th.The one day of the year you can sniff pennies without getting in trouble.

Mark: what day is it tomorrow?
Owen: National Sniff Pennies Day...why are you asking?
Mark: START HIDING YOUR PENNIES NOW!!
Owen: AHHHH!!

by Giraffe1211 December 13, 2019

National Ball Stretcher Day

National Ball Stretcher Day is on March 14th, Carl Wheezer's birthday. Use your ball stretcher too your full extent. All Day and All Night.

Person 1:Hey, today is national ball stretcher day. Have you used your ball stretcher yet today?
Person 2:Why wouldn't I have?

by Mitlander May 9, 2020

national ass pic day

On July 1st, you must send your friend or boyfriend an ass pic

It’s national ass pic day! 👀

by Senorr July 1, 2021

national bash lachlan day

national bash lachlan day is when one sees someone named lachlan, they have permission to brutally beat them within an inch of their life, with no concequences.

“Hey, Gerlandine! Its 19 September! Its national bash lachlan day!”

by lilbrikkie >:) April 24, 2022