Michael May

Michael May is the type of guy that touches little kids and is ugly and fat.

Michael May touches little girls

by Lab on Jackson December 6, 2023

May 5th

National Fuck Off Sam Day!

Sam: hey, how are you?

Me: fuck off it’s may 5th
Sam: ok fair enough

by hittheshep May 5, 2022

24 may

a day when a beautiful and cheerish person born! you will always happy and being grateful. People who born on this day will have a big luck and have a huge success in the future

24 may its my birthday
im born in jakarta, 24 may

by 7ydhe July 31, 2021

16th of may

National ass pic day! Send that ass
The woman is not allowed to reject the request!

1-It’s 16th of mayso send me that fat ass
2- since its may 16th
*sends fat ah ass pic*
1-* cures male depression*

by User15272518362 May 15, 2024

MAY-KNOT

To get punched in the head and get a big knot on your head.

Dang did you see that MAY-KNOT on his head? It may go down or it may not!!

by Nunya22 December 27, 2022

May 9

people who were born on may 9 are depressed as fuck, they always try to fit in and it never works. they hide their feelings and have the strictest parents. they cry almost everynight but even with that pain, theyre a good friend and can comfort you when you're sad. we're also always hungry no matter what. theyre the bestest friend you could ever ask for so you should hug them and tell them you love them. they hate themselves when they get something wrong, public speak, or do something embarrassing.

Girl: it's my birthday today, may 9!!
friend: happy birthday! ur a great friend no matter what and i hope u have a nice day

by random teenage girl November 22, 2022

may

The month its gonna be after april

It's gonna be may

by I think you are boring August 31, 2025