A type of drinking water that is mixed with locally sourced urine. A commonly offered beverage in northwestern Ohio.
by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024
Is the transfer water cold yet? Or-- we are running out of transfer water and need to boil some more tap water.
by OG English May 07, 2022
“I’m thirsty”
“Drink from bottle”
“No, it’s pre workout.”
“There’s water in that”
“ITS NOT NAKED, I want naked water”.
“Drink from bottle”
“No, it’s pre workout.”
“There’s water in that”
“ITS NOT NAKED, I want naked water”.
by Freakflashlight August 18, 2024
by OcularBurns November 22, 2020
Benjamin Evelyn Waters:
Born: (sometime in the 1800s per his demeanor)
Died: September 27th, 2035
Born in the quaint town of Heidelberg MS Benjamin Evelyn Waters was the proud adopted and abducted son to a family of beavers. Strange as it may sound, Benjamin surely enjoyed his grueling education in his younger years as he learned to stop up the city’s water supply with twigs and dead cats as he used his bodily functions as jet propulsion through the various streams and sewers. He became well known for his skills in sticky things and outlandish sentences, so much so that a community near his town was promptly named in honor of his frequent visits to its meadows where he delivered copious amounts of Benjamin Evelyn Waters seedlings to fellow female beavers.
Benjamin Evelyn Waters pursued his aspirations to leave his primitive ways, and become a great man. Sadly, this did not happen. He did however become a very accomplished literary writer. He is best known for his auto-biography: “The Transgressing Life of a Silent But Deadly Man,” and his renowned poem, “Oh My Weary Soul, Why Hast Thou Fucked Me?”
Not much is known about Benjamin Evelyn Waters middle-age years, as no one cared to record his life events. This, as he would later go on to comment, “ was not anyone’s fucking business anyway.“
Benjamin Evelyn Waters died on Sept 27th, 2035 after farting so violently that his heart burst asunder.
He is survived by his concubine, Desiree, and his son Theodore Relevance Waters
Born: (sometime in the 1800s per his demeanor)
Died: September 27th, 2035
Born in the quaint town of Heidelberg MS Benjamin Evelyn Waters was the proud adopted and abducted son to a family of beavers. Strange as it may sound, Benjamin surely enjoyed his grueling education in his younger years as he learned to stop up the city’s water supply with twigs and dead cats as he used his bodily functions as jet propulsion through the various streams and sewers. He became well known for his skills in sticky things and outlandish sentences, so much so that a community near his town was promptly named in honor of his frequent visits to its meadows where he delivered copious amounts of Benjamin Evelyn Waters seedlings to fellow female beavers.
Benjamin Evelyn Waters pursued his aspirations to leave his primitive ways, and become a great man. Sadly, this did not happen. He did however become a very accomplished literary writer. He is best known for his auto-biography: “The Transgressing Life of a Silent But Deadly Man,” and his renowned poem, “Oh My Weary Soul, Why Hast Thou Fucked Me?”
Not much is known about Benjamin Evelyn Waters middle-age years, as no one cared to record his life events. This, as he would later go on to comment, “ was not anyone’s fucking business anyway.“
Benjamin Evelyn Waters died on Sept 27th, 2035 after farting so violently that his heart burst asunder.
He is survived by his concubine, Desiree, and his son Theodore Relevance Waters
“Here lies Benjamin Evelyn Waters amidst a field of roses.
The gas could not wait, but the strain was too great,
And now he drinks with Moses.”
The gas could not wait, but the strain was too great,
And now he drinks with Moses.”
by Lather Me With Butter September 21, 2022
by MopCob69 June 01, 2019
Zippy Bean Water is the fuel of the powerful. Otherwise known as caffeinated coffee, Zippy Bean Water is consumed by only the strong. Zippy Bean Water is not for the faint of heart- drink at your own risk! Addiction is inevitable, but in the words of an addict, “too late for me, it’s worth it though”
Joe: Grayson! What are you on?? How do you possess so much power?
Grayson: ZIPPY BEAN WATER
Joe: Ah this decaf really hits the spot
Grayson: Decaf is for the weak! The weak shall perish.Only the strong live. Zippy Bean Water is holy. The strong drink Zippy Bean Water and get power. Zippy Bean Water is bomb
Grayson: ZIPPY BEAN WATER
Joe: Ah this decaf really hits the spot
Grayson: Decaf is for the weak! The weak shall perish.Only the strong live. Zippy Bean Water is holy. The strong drink Zippy Bean Water and get power. Zippy Bean Water is bomb
by Mother Greg March 04, 2022