May 28

Look okay maybe she will see this or not idc but today is my best friends birthday and I really love her with all my heart so if your a girl that is turning 17 this day and has semi short hair and lives on the city lines the looks like your this person I love you my little berry
From dizzy dumbass 💃

Ayyy it’s may 28

Omg it is today is a beautiful girls birthday

by Dizzy dumbass 💃 November 22, 2021

cape may carver

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam knock off. This sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan administration.

I’d rather eat a wet asshole than a dry ass Cape May carver!

by PannyRipper April 24, 2024

May 28

Its Christ birthday say happy birthday to him

its may 28 happy birthday Christ

by Asura`s wrath March 25, 2022

16th of may

National ass pic day! Send that ass
The woman is not allowed to reject the request!

1-It’s 16th of mayso send me that fat ass
2- since its may 16th
*sends fat ah ass pic*
1-* cures male depression*

by User15272518362 May 15, 2024

May 13th

The day the birds invaded the US and overthrew the government in 2073, to celebrate, we scream at the top of our lungs until you cannot go any longer.

Friend 1: it’s May 13th today!
Friend 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Chains9 May 12, 2022

May 5th

National Fuck Off Sam Day!

Sam: hey, how are you?

Me: fuck off it’s may 5th
Sam: ok fair enough

by hittheshep May 5, 2022

21 may

If is that day rn you have to message ur bsf and say ,,hi,I like you,,
If u really like her and that person says me too ,idk kiss her,marry w her.
If you said it like a joke and that merson says: what? or stfu or any of these just make that with a seen.

u:hello Lola(name of ur bsf),I like you.
lola:serious? I hope thatis not just bc is 21 may.
u:yea
lola:oh,me too

by rockbles May 21, 2022