Times A Mil

The extreme amount that you can love someone or hate someone

Like, Oh my god, I Love You times a mil.

Well thats gay, shes dumb times a mil.

by Stephanieeee February 4, 2007

time hop

When you fuck a girl so good she forgets what day it is.

Last night I gave a girl the Time Hop of her life!

by Andiibear November 19, 2016

Secret time

A time where two or more people seperate themselves from a larger group, and tell about something others in the larger group cannot know.

The two girls went to the corner of the room, where the others couldn't hear, to have secret time.
Girl 1: OMG! Did you know that he told me that she told him that I like him!
Girl 2: Why would she do that? The _____! She knows that I'm the one who likes him!!

by rumorqueen13 November 2, 2011

air time

What retards have before smashing there dicks on a pole.

Retard: BrO WATch ThIS SiCC TrICC
Me: Dude your going to hurt yourself.

Retard: nO Im NOwT. WatCh DiS AiR TiME. (Jumps and then smashes his dick on a pole) OOF
Me: Tsk. Idiot.

by rap music is shit July 26, 2019

weekend time

The term referring to the fact that time does not exist on weekends. There’s no set time for waking up, eating, going to sleep, having sex, getting fucked up, etc. It is perfectly acceptable to smoke a bowl at 5am, go to sleep at 7, wake up at 3pm, cop a beej before breakfast at 4 and start drinking at 4:15.

Weekend time starts the second you exit your last class on Thursday and ends late Sunday night when you realize that your parents didn’t send you to college just to get shitty and screw sluts.

Yo, is it time for dinner yet?

Dude, it’s weekend time – eat when you’re hungry, fuck when you’re horny, and get wasted as much as humanly possible.

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Yay! Let’s start drinking :) :) It’s five o’clock somewhere!

That phrase is for 40 year old single dykes. It’s weekend time, aight to drink at all hours of the day and night.

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

Jelly Time

When a person puts KY jelly on their thumb. Then puts it in there butt usually done between 5 to 9 am or pm.

Hey can you come over around 5? No man its jelly time.

by ray ray12345 April 29, 2010

Time Warp

When you feel like you're in 2 (or more) different time zones.

I watched SO many old movies and listened to SO many old songs that by the time I realized what time era it ACTUALLY was I felt so confused . Hence, I was in a Time Warp.

by Bucketheadland September 1, 2016