I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Me too bro UGH

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

by Inni84 November 03, 2023

alfie eats pc

A name given to a person who is called Alfie who eats pcs

Alfie eats pc what a loser bro

by Woo yuy peel November 07, 2021

Eats his sister

A euphemism for incestuous behavior, usually oral sex, with one’s sister.

“Alexander eats his sister every night.”

by RhodyRhodesRhodesia October 27, 2021

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 09, 2021

whosm't the fucc eat ass

when you want to ask people who wants to ass

Dan: Hey Pete, how can I say who eats ass in a fancier way?
Pete: whosm't the fucc eat ass

by DeViLOG1986 September 25, 2017

Girl who eats carrots

A Gold Diggin Broad, That’s down to suck her way to wherever she needs to get them other kinda karats. Feel me?

Jeff Bazos ex wife is a girl who eats carrots, Fosho!

by SinaloaJr June 09, 2021

Eat my add

An insult used as a defense when one is simply terrible at fantasy football

How did you go 0-14 in Fantasy last year, did you just not try?

No, I tried every week.

Man, you must suck as fantasy football.

Eat my add…

by cuyahogablues August 31, 2023