A House Mouse is someone who comes to your crib and makes themselves too much at home, they go into your bathroom and use your hair clippers, razors, & deodorant without asking. They go into your kitchen and get into the fridge and help themselves to your food and soda, also without asking. They most likely do not have a place of their own and instead just couch surf from place to place until they wear out their welcome.
man, Ramona needs to quit coming over, he’s just a broke ass house mouse who be eating all the damn food and don’t pay for shit, using my fucking hygiene without asking.
by Bamamba Manda March 5, 2024
Get the House Mousemug. Someone who usually goes drinking at The Griffin inn or, if you're having a quiet one, The coach and horses. One whose anatomy is made up of 80% wine, 10% tory and the last 10% is either more alcohol or fags depending on how many years of school fees they have left to pay.
person 1: maybe we should open one more bottle?
person 2: yehhhhh why not, let's not turn into Cumnor House parents though, we've already got through 5.
person 2: yehhhhh why not, let's not turn into Cumnor House parents though, we've already got through 5.
by peanutswithpasta February 5, 2022
Get the Cumnor House Parentsmug. A piece of garbage that stinks
by Word Meanings6969 June 30, 2021
Get the Alfies housemug. by Big dick dave August 30, 2013
Get the Belgian waffle housemug. by Demitrious Octavion June 9, 2018
Get the Traditional house alarmmug. A collective of both short term and long term goals, tasks, and activities which are performed within the domain, for the benefit of ones personal space and/or shared spaces. This also includes doing nothing at all.
The type of shit that you do at home
The type of shit that you do at home
On my day off, I thought it would be best to stay home and do some house shit.
"What are you doing?"
"Not much, just here at home doing some house shit"
"What are you doing?"
"Not much, just here at home doing some house shit"
by z46k December 30, 2023
Get the House Shitmug. Korbin house is a littlebitch that suffers from littlebitchitus. Although people named this will often have a chode (abnormally small dick)
Korbin: I Korbin house love men, and am half gay cuz I'm a bisexual bitch. Also I eat dry cum out of my daddy mikes cum sock
by Reapersyph August 6, 2024
Get the korbin housemug.