Ryan

Ryan is a guy that has incrediblebly low testosterone and looks like he would get raped in prison. Comes from a terrible country. However its a legend that he shares a birthday with an absolute sickkunt.

Also has a 4.7 inch pp

Dont be ryan, be not a bitch, be an alpha.

by B.fuckoffm8 June 24, 2022

Ryan

A cringe mfer who only cares about his val rr, dude gets no pussy at all.

"Hey did you see ryan got some bitches"
(Ryans Mother)-"Ryan wake up from your dream honey"

by Kangmyster June 26, 2022

Ryan

A dirty black stinky smelly fat ass nigger, who complains too much and cares WAY to much about a game of valorant and the rank he is decides the length of his short pecker.

"hey im ryan, im plat"
"really? How small is your penis, lol."

by BANTONY1337 June 26, 2022

Ryan’s hair

Naturally red with no hints of blonde whatsoever

Ryan claims that his hair is blonde…. Ryan’s hair is red

by Yahdidkdd July 1, 2022

Ryan

A dumb zesty ass nigga who thinks he is funny but in fact likes cock and is autistic

Ryan: hey adam how are you

Adam: YOU NIGGER

by Ihateryan42069 July 1, 2022

ryan

Ryan’s the type to be able to prove to u how much he loves u. He’s close to perfect and he knows how to put a smile on ur face. He’s the reason to look forward to going to school, wake up and check ur notifications for “good morning ❤️” texts, or be excited for weekends to be able to talk to him all day. He tends to wear the same thing everyday, but still manages to look amazing. Through ur friendship, u learn how to love, not just want. He asks u how u are on days where he doesn’t get to see you in person. He shows u he cares and tells u he’ll always be there for u as comfort. Ryan’s the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet, until he decides start to ignore u. He has you thinking “wow, i must have done something wrong.” He has u send streaks multiple times a day to try and keep ur 87 day streak. He ghosts u, forcing u to reminisce on the fun memories u have together, like talking on the phone till 2am, or running around on halloween, or always being there for each other when ur other friends aren’t. He slowly becomes the reason u want to delete all social media, or stop talking to your friends because they still like him. But all the amazing emotions felt for the first time because of him are inequivalent to the jealousy and pain. He acts like he doesn’t know u, and you start to drift apart. He leaves u confused/hurt without saying a word abt the situation. He leaves u at ur absolute lowest, and u start to lose yourself. Ryan is now just a stranger that knows everything about u.

Ryan WAS the best thing that happened to me. I hope he’s happy

by slayqueensr February 15, 2022

Ryan

A gay male who acts very fruity and is a twink

hey have you seen ryan today he’s gayer then ever

by anonymous February 16, 2022