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cut that shit

Commonly used to tell someone to stop doing something that for whatever reason, is obnoxious, to us, the rest of the viewing public.
I can't believe you did that to your car man, you need to cut that shit. (as he looks at his buddies annoyingly loud and crass "fart muffler")
by BBRX8 October 31, 2009
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shit luck

dude one: hey man someone stole my car!
dude two: man, that's shit luck.
by eliphalet December 29, 2007
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morgan shit

the violent, explosive diarrhea experienced the next morning after a night of drinking captain morgan
oftentimes "morgan shits" will also be accompanied by significant weight loss
Oh god, that "morgan shit" was so bad I ran out of tp in the bathroom and had to start using Kleenex!
by rainingjupiter June 25, 2010
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Shit Sticker

Someone who hangs around you for too long and never goes away.
Quit hanging around me and go home, your such a shit sticker.
by jamboots July 29, 2009
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pussy shit

This is used to describe stuff that is girly; Something a real man wouldn't do so that his rep would not go down;Shit only pussys do who wont do anything more dangerous and risky
Wine coolers are pussy shit,Here drink some straight vodka fucking pussy.
by Anthony L April 16, 2006
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king shit

someone who thinks they are more important than they are

someone whose attitude changed after something good or even bad happened
".... and now he thinks he's king shit"

"he's acting like king shit"

"he's just another king shit, so who cares"
by DWatson March 17, 2005
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Shit And Run

1. To take a shit and leave without washing ones hands

2. To stop off at a relative or friends house with the sole intention of taking a quick shit and then continuing on your way.

3. To intentionally take a shit somewhere inappropriate as a joke and run off. I.E. in your friends car, in the house of someone you hate, a taxi cab a Subway train etc...

4. When your stomach bubbles but you haven't shit for a while so the first portion is a super solid constipated chunk, but is immediately followed up by the nastiest case of the runs you have ever had. (think Southpark Episode of Petite Turrets - Where the guy with turrets says "Piss Coming out My Ass") Usually experienced after eating super spicy food such as Mexican or Hot Thai or Hot Chinese food with the little red peppers.
Usage:

1. "Eewww. I saw that dud take a shit n run without washing his hands, now he's over there stuffing his face with the bread rolls and touching his girlfriends face. If she only knew."

2. "Sorry I had to pull a shit and Run bro, but I my stomach's aching and we were in the neighborhood so... Anyway don't go in there for at least 20 minutes"

3. John "I hate my gym teacher so much I pulled a Shit & Run in his gym bag. He nearly puked when he looked in there. I'll bet it stunk super bad cause I zipped that bitch up too LOL."
Dan "dude that's fucked up, it had to be nasty, I'll bet he just threw the whole bag away"
John "He had too, we all got detention, but everybody thought it was worth it except for a few of the girls"

4. "Dude I had the worst case of Shit & Run the other night, totally reminded me of the South Park episode where Cartmen pretended to have turrets syndrom.. PISS Coming Out My AaaaaSSSSSS."
by Vanguard Reviews October 7, 2009
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