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Walnutport Diamond Fire Co.

A group of schizofrenic pedophile fire fighters who wrap the town up in small community activities until the citizens come in different numbers where small groups are studied and then cornered for the firefighters to molest and terrorise. For every new child corrupted a new childs toy or clothing item from a baby is left out in the street for passerbys on the road to w t f at and feel uncomfortable. Over the years there have been nickeloidean toys, car bears, childrens clothing placed strategically on the road in a very delicate fashion. There are gory rumors that the judges even play along in this fantasy turned reality of disturbing whole peaceful communities and going to further disturb the towns people.
Walnutport Diamond Fire Co. has not had any arrests on their molesters unlike the several up in the next town with similar mailing address zip.

Walnutport Diamond Fire Co. has a bunch of goofy looking guys. I wonder why childrens clothing and dead animal body parts are thrown all over the street again.
by Ok ew October 31, 2025
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Fire

It means like LIT or cool.
Dude, that jump was so fire.
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fire pon it

when something or someone has done some exciting, cool, amazing or practically great and sometimes dramatic we use the term "fire pon/upon it/her/he/them... to express our ecitement, shock or amazment.
*favorite team wins game* "Thats whats up! fire pon them"
"we walked into the club and we put fire pon it"
by dannyboydo October 10, 2021
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Amazonian fire Stick

When you run out of lubricant, so you use Vics Vapor Rub to masturbate instead.
Dude, you have to try giving yourself an Amazonian Fire stick, you have a really clear head when doing the deep inhales at spasm time, mega oxygen overload to the brain.
by Deadpools Poodle January 20, 2020
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Fire Crotch

The explicit sucking of thy dick and lighting pubic hairs on fire, in hailing the smoke while sucking
Dude! Me and Michaels mom tried the fire crotch last night! That was fun as fuck! I love BDSM
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Double Bush Fire

This is where to girls scissor ✂ so fast that they set each others bushes on fire.
Amber: Hey wanna go upstairs?
Amelia: Oh yh! Come on let's go
Amber: You better give me it rough
Amelia: I'll make us have a Double Bush Fire
by Coochie Kid September 25, 2020
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Zombie fire

It seems like a smoldering wildfire would melt all the snow packed on top of it. Even if people are told the fires that start in the spring in Siberia come from wildfire smoldering under the snow, it seems like the snow would either extinguish the fire or melt in the process.
by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021
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