National shower on FaceTime day

The day where someone hops on FaceTime with a homie while they showering

Hey bro I’m really looking forward to National shower on FaceTime day

by The_Real_Papa_Franku April 16, 2020

National dick pic day

20th of April national dick pic day. If your friend, girlfriend, or girl asks you for a dick pick you gotta do it.

Girl-hey it’s national dick pic day you know what that means.
Boy-ok Her you go😉

by Rikishi April 20, 2020

National send nudes day

From 9pm on April 25th, to 9pm on April the 26th everyone is obligated to send nudes on request. No questions asked.

Guy: "Hey, send you your tits"
Girl: "No way!"
Guy: "But it's national send nudes day!"
Girl: "Fine, but only if you show me your cock."
Guy: "Deal."

by HitlersCock April 25, 2020

National Bob Duncan Day

Everyday is National Bob Duncan Day. Everyday is a day to celebrate Bob Duncan.

I love living in a world with Bob duncan. Let’s celebrate it because it’s National Bob Duncan Day

by Bobtram March 10, 2020

National Slap Lincoln Day

May 4th is National Slap Lincoln Day! Find a Lincoln and slap him!

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about national slap lincoln day?

Guy 2: Oh yeah! I think there's a Lincoln in my math class

Both guys: let's get em.

by Ava_The_Cado March 11, 2020

National Ball Stretcher Day

National Ball Stretcher Day is on March 14th, Carl Wheezer's birthday. Use your ball stretcher too your full extent. All Day and All Night.

Person 1:Hey, today is national ball stretcher day. Have you used your ball stretcher yet today?
Person 2:Why wouldn't I have?

by Mitlander May 9, 2020

National Little Dick Day

On May 18 it’s a dedicated day for people like Kendry who have little dicks.

“Yo Joe, have you heard of Kendry’s dedicated day it’s known as National Little Dick Day.”

by NOCALLERID May 15, 2020