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Eating for Two

Eating food and having sex at the same time. Referred to as "Eating for Two" due to the hunger of both the genitals and the stomach.
I had taco bell in one hand and my boyfriend's shlong in the other... Needless to say, I started eating for two.
by Jiganon May 30, 2018
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We eat chairs

by MrRandomDefined March 21, 2023
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snail eating Baggett monkey

man i hate those snail eating Baggett monkeys!
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Eating from under your ass

A metaphore for saving money while physically suffering from cold, heat, hunger, pain, etc. while the end goal for saving money is not worth it.
This metaphore can also be used to describe the act of not wanting to buy a tool, gadget, etc. that would make the job significantly easier.
This metaphore cannot be applied to those that cannot afford to spend money. For example, a college student that eats a meal rejected by ethiopians just to save money for books, rent, etc.
"I don't use the AC (of the car) because it uses more gas. I could use that money to buy a coffee."
Here the person suffers from heat, just to have that small pleasure to drink a coffee.
So next time a person says anything of this sort, just say "Stop eating from under your ass".
Other examples of people that eat from under their ass:
- A person that has the possibility to go to the dentist in their own country, but chooses to suffer for months until he/she has time to go to another country for a more affordable dental care, even though this person can totally afford the dental care in his/her country.
- A person that does not want to use a heater to heat their bathroom, thus choosing to suffer from cold to save a bit on electricity, an electricity bill that they could afford to pay anyway.
- A truck driver that does not use any kind of GPS, because GPS is for pussies, thus choosing more hard ways to get to his destination. Finding his destination will require to look at physical maps, to ask people at gas stations and/or calling other people to ask for directions. All these actions may give the driver some level of stress.
- A guy that eats milk and cereal so he has money for gas to drive his 5th hand 2003 BMW M5 on the weekends, at the end week he doesn't even have money to buy a deodorant.
by LLamadan January 8, 2019
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Guinea Pig eating a banana

That girl was like a Guinea pig eating a banana when she gave me head.
by Tranykingtruck December 17, 2015
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Eat

1)chewing food...than swallowing it is one definition

2)or basically (Possibly Bob) lick someone's (even Flo’s) vagina

...yuck!
1). I’m Going To Eat My Dinner
2). Did Bob Wanting to Eat Flo?
by MayDayMeh May 19, 2018
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eat the paper

This expression is from the pot business. When many kilos were being sold, either the buyer or seller had to "eat the paper" that is, the weight of all the paper that covered the product.
With over 500 kilos for sale, we knew we had to eat the paper to make the buyer smile.
by pedro seguro April 22, 2019
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