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FUCK BASKETBALL

This is not the place to vent but i’m doing it anyway

IM FUCKIN DONE! I CANNOT GO A FUCKIN DAY WITHOUT SEEING SOMETHING RELATED TO FUCKIN BASKETBALL! I DONT SEE SHIT ABOUT FOOTBALL, NASCAR, OR HOCKEY! AND SOCCER DOESN’T POP UP AS MUCH AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE MOST POPULAR SPORT! JUST FUCKING BASKETBALL THAT DOES IT ALL THE FUCKIN TIME! AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON DOUCHEFUCKS WHO WANK TO THE NBA LOGO POSTING RETARTED FUCKING BASKETBALL EDITS AND SHOTS ON YOUTUBE SHORTS! THEY NEED TO FUCKING MAKE A TIER LIST OF ALL THEIR MENTAL PROBLEMS INSTEAD OF MAKING THOSE STUPID FUCKING SHORTS NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT! AND IF THEY GET LOTS OF LIKES AND COMMENTS, IT FROM BOTS. AND THE NBA EVEN HAS MORE POWER THAN US CONGRESS SOMETIMES THEY NEED TO CUT THE FUCK DOWN! AND NCAA YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SAFE? NAH NAH NAH THE MONTH OF MARCH WAS DEDICATED TO YOUR LITTLE SPORT AND YOU WANT EVERYONE TO MAKE A BRACKET ABOUT IT! NCAA IS JUST A BUNCH OF COLLEGE KIDS WASTING THEIR FUCKING LIFE AWAY ON INDOCTRINATIONS. AND EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT FUCKING CATLIN CLARK? DOUCHEBAGS SAY SHE HOT BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE FUCKIN FAITH SEED FROM FAR CRY 5 OR FOR THOSE WHO DONT KNOW WHAT FAR CRY 5 IS, SHE LOOKS LIKE ANTHONY FANTANO WITHOUT THE BEARD AND LONG HAIR. BY THE JAWLINE YOU PROBABLY AINT A GIRL! HE HIM HE HIM HE HIM!
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 3, 2024
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Chicken Bucketing

A bit of a more uncommon example, but also works. The act of fucking someone with your nuts in their ass, usually a guy.
Y:seems like you got a lot of repressed emotions going on over there
M:only repressed emotions here are yours. i know how bad you dream of me chicken bucketing you. gtfo.
by tundra5 July 8, 2024
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cum bucket list

A list of people to do and things to see before you die.

Like "bucket list", the term has its roots in the phrase "kicked the bucket".

If you manage to collect every STI and STD on the list before you keel over, you win the game.
Effectively the result is like using one of the old-style "purity test" lists as a checklist:

1. Have you done it in a boat?
2. Have you done it with a goat?
3. Have you mated with a sheep?
4. Have you tried it on a dung heap?

Oh drats, missed one. Better get busy and knock that one off the cum bucket list because you only live once!
by bitchuck September 20, 2024
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Golden Bucket

A sexual act when someone uses a device to spread your butthole and your partner pees in your open anus.
"That girl was a kinky freak, she asked me for a golden bucket!"
by Itsmrcorona September 20, 2024
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Boo Basket

The act of painting your penis like a ghost and slipping it in the back door without notice. (The act is traditionally used during the Halloween season and accompanied with shouting the phrase "BOO BITCH")
I met a chick at the Halloween party dressed as Forrest Gump's mom and gave her the ol Boo Basket.
by itsameButter October 16, 2024
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scutter buckett

A Person with low standards who will allow any man the opportunity to ejaculate into their mouth. Or allow someone to come down another's throat.
Most porno starts are scutter bucketts
by Stabie Stabie December 2, 2024
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Coil Basket

v: the process of gaping one’s anal cavity then taking a large shit into the cavity so that it over flows then fisting said hole

n: a gaped anal cavity with a large shit coiled on top
She said she was kinky, so I gave her a coil basket. Now she’s in therapy and won’t walk right for a year.
by Bearded bandit from outerspace December 2, 2024
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