by simpforyouuu December 02, 2022
Two dicks is something you call a bloke (normally a young bloke) who does dumb things. The logic behind the name is that the recipient is so silly, he must have two dicks, because he is way too stupid to be playing with just one.
"Hey two dicks, come here for a second".
"Why do you keep calling me that?"
"Because only a total idiot would put steak on the BBQ without turning it on"...
"Why do you keep calling me that?"
"Because only a total idiot would put steak on the BBQ without turning it on"...
by Bubba Zanetti February 07, 2020
the chicks are crazy about two dicks!
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 24, 2019
by nortydud September 07, 2015
Noun
The man you fuck, enjoy getting to know, engage in a fun activity with, get to know the best side of and let him see the best side of you, all without investing any feelings in each other as you both know that in just a few short days you will never see each other again.
The man you fuck, enjoy getting to know, engage in a fun activity with, get to know the best side of and let him see the best side of you, all without investing any feelings in each other as you both know that in just a few short days you will never see each other again.
Friend 1: "We had a great time and he was a great person. I really enjoyed my time with him."
Friend 2: "Do you miss him?"
Friend 1: "Nah, he was only a two-day-boyfriend"
Friend 2: "Do you miss him?"
Friend 1: "Nah, he was only a two-day-boyfriend"
by Olivia Moore June 08, 2017
two things happening at once, getting two of something, etc
can be used in many word classifications (verb, noun, etc)
can be used in many word classifications (verb, noun, etc)
Example 1:
*Person A: Just sank two pool balls
Person A: Yo that's a two boner!
Person B: Hell yeah dawg, you just two bonered me!
*Person A: Just sank two pool balls
Person A: Yo that's a two boner!
Person B: Hell yeah dawg, you just two bonered me!
by peachprincepop11 July 28, 2024
When you have a friend called Shea, and then decide that she is so cool that you need two of her - so you decide to build a cloning machine, and use it to create an exact carbon copy of that friend, for the good of humanity.
by C L G December 02, 2022