candles on a birthday cake

The number candles on a birthday cake tell what age you are. Not what year it is.

Candles on a birthday cake tell your age not the year you dumbass.

by Jacklolololololo November 22, 2017

Lava Cake

When you do a solid dump followed by constant squirts of diarrhea, giving a burning sensation on your anus as they're coming out.

I was surprised, because I really felt that I needed to take a dump and low and behold, it was lava cake.

by Gimmy2000wha May 3, 2021

Cake and candles

A masculine way to say Happy Birthday.

Cake and candles brother. Another year older, huh.

by Stevez11 December 30, 2023

flem cake

A person who is very sick or ill.

You are such a flem cake! You're are coughing and sneezing all over the place!

by ( r33p3r May 28, 2009

Caking

When u have no actual reason to feel cool so u lie to urself. OR when u putting it on thick to ur gurl.

Misty cakes herself all day acting like she don't need body deodorant. OR James stop caking it with ur princess an go eat.

by tha ONLY princess October 27, 2021

Patty cakes

Patty cakes are the sweeties fandom in tiktok, their idol is patty

Any fandom:Hi can u like my vids?
Patty cakes: ofcc ill copy link to

by User378432 August 7, 2021

Cake

Noun. used to describe something fake

I bought him a PS5 but it was a cake.

by Monguist July 14, 2020