National Delete Streamlined Day

On December 69th Robin will delete Streamlined

"I took a piss because it's National Delete Streamlined day"

by Steamlined Robin November 26, 2020

National Ass Pic Day

Celebrated on December 22nd

Girl 1: my homie
Said it’s national ass pic day what do I do?

Girl 2: just full send it and bless your mans!

by beastcoastballer December 22, 2018

National IrishMick Hate day

July 29th is the day soley designated to hating, disrespecting and insulting Urban Dictionary user "IrishMick" primarily for his awful take on the definition of "MDR" to mean "Munson Dry Rub" a perverted and unseemly sexual act, rather than the obvious definition Mort de rire meaning "Death via Laughing".

Oh remember no school on Monday the 29th

Why?

It's National IrishMick Hate day ofc

Oh yeah fuck that guy

by Ajax Spray n' Wipe Bathroom July 29, 2022

National Bald Headed Day

November 29th is the only day out of every year you get to make fun of all your bald headed friends! *and don’t forget to post them too*

me: Hey nina! Look at Geo,, he’s bald!!
friend: It’s November 29th! National Bald Headed Day!!

by LickMyMac&’Cheese November 16, 2019

National Throw Sean Day

On October 23rd, All of America will celebrate by throwing a Sean, Shawn, or Sheen with no permission needed

Oh yuh its national throw sean day imma grab my gloves and my lube

by IssaMysteryy October 11, 2021

National Penis Man Week

National Penis Man Week. Celebrated around the globe as a national holiday, the Penis Man Week is an inspiration to all as he is an icon of the world. He has done so much and provided everything we need to strive in life, so we commemorate the last week of December in honor of our hero, Penis Man!

I love to celebrate National Penis Man Week from December 25 - 31!

by PenisManSupporter123 December 11, 2022

national bake a rapist day

On September the 21st, hunt down your favourite rapists and bake them in an oven of your choice, at anything above 180 degrees for as long as you desire. Have a good time.

Today is national bake a rapist day! Come here *insert name of rapist*! Let me bake you in the oven!

by Sawneysfavhandcuffs August 8, 2021