The bologna man is a "footballer" from Portugal, who stat pads mickey mouse goals against small teams like Bologna, Lecce, and Crotone, but then decides to ghost in the champions league against Ajax, Porto, and Lyon.
He also has an instinct to believe that the penalty area is a swimming pool and tends to dive in it.
He also has an instinct to believe that the penalty area is a swimming pool and tends to dive in it.
I was born and raised in Bologna. My grandfather used to tell me stories about bologna man,a goblin from Portugal that travels to Italy when Bologna is playing. He scores 6 penalties and then disappears until the next Bologna game! I still have nightmares that he’s hiding in our stadium!
by Jose Mourinho is finished April 7, 2021
Get the Bologna Man mug.Your average UK black man will not be out on road shottin' but doin' his job at a desk in an office, pickin' up his son from school, visiting his mother and just the kind of thing everybody and every other race will do in the right social community. In the wrong social community a black male could be dealin' just like a white man or an asian or a latino man could be dealing. US Stereotypes should stop applying here in main-stream media, two different countries, one learned how to move on and accept each others faults... i think i know which one it is. - EIB your 15 year old white male from a poor part of a city that is mixed.
"Today a black man was seen shooting a police officer" your average news report
What wasn't reported was the white man doin' the same thing. Media is the only difference.
What wasn't reported was the white man doin' the same thing. Media is the only difference.
by EIB May 4, 2006
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A: Nah... dude I don't persue frivolious relationships.
A: Nah... dude I don't persue frivolious relationships.
by Virgin Of Luck June 25, 2006
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He lives in the retirement castle (i think)
He lives in the retirement castle (i think)
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2. Using a human male instead of a horse to make Elmers glue in order to cut costs.
2. Using a human male instead of a horse to make Elmers glue in order to cut costs.
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