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Caleb Parker House

by Calebs wife February 4, 2022
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Liquor House

A liquor store that is allowed to operate 24/7 because it is not legally a place of business but instead is considered a residence.
Lady 1: You wanna go grab some booze from the spot on main street after work?
Lady 2: We can't do that, we work the night shift so the liquor store won't be open.
Lady 1: Nah, don't worry. The guy who owns the place has a bed in there so it's a liquor house. Not a liquor store.
by Conrad Liquorboi August 24, 2023
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House-Bastard

Noun
-A millennial male or female that bought a house pre-covid/2019, and loves to inform everyone around them.

Verb
- The act of not leaving the house, when someone ask you to do something, just to gloat about the fact you have a house.
Man 1- Hey bro I will come pick you up? what your address.
Man 2 - Still at my parents place
Man 1 - Ohh you still live at home, I actually just got into the market before 2019 and my house had quad tripled in price in the last 24 hours. sucks to be you.

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Friend 1 - hey man wanna go outside today

Fiends 2 - nahh why I've got a house, why would I ever go outside again.
Friend 1 - Your such a House-Bastard
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House

A medical doctor who is super smart but also a complete asshole to everybody and their mother. Coworkers, patients, higher-ups. The guy completely sucks, but nobody does anything about it though because he's super smart and the hospital can't continue without him. According to the writers, he's also supposedly autistic. An excellent rep for autistic people: smart guy who hates everyone. Beautiful work, House writers.
"Hey, do you know where I can find a good house?"
"You mean the medical doctor?"
by SincerelyTheFurry May 15, 2025
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Nurfed House

Damn yager your house is a Nurfed House.
by Carlos Enrique December 20, 2008
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house smouse

A term used for any person who is clumsy, a little lame, or otherwise corny in personality or looks.
That girl keeps spilling her drink, she's the house smouse.
by bexbexbex March 31, 2021
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