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by L_Clifton June 10, 2022

Seinfeld reference. When George can spot dimes from a distance but mistakes an onion for an apple when not wearing his glasses. Used when things don't make sense.
by Stevez11 December 30, 2023

When you challenge yourself to eat as much food as humanly possible as a source of pride and love for your country. It usually ends up in stomach aches, strokes, and terrible shits
Ted: So, I was pride eating three pounds of pancakes last night
Andy: Why?
Ted: CAUSE I'M A FUCKIN' PATRIOT... ANDY
Andy: Why?
Ted: CAUSE I'M A FUCKIN' PATRIOT... ANDY
by ButtMaster77 May 2, 2015
