Motherfuckers Day

short for "Father's Day"

John: Hey Doug, Happy Motherfuckers Day, motherfucker !

Doug: That's today? Shit, I forgot to buy my dad a present.

by babybeeks July 22, 2014

one day

The day after the day that was after the day that something was planned to happen. (Usually having to do with regret or missed opportunities.)

I regret not telling you. I am so sorry, one day...

by Zoo-Boy October 28, 2011

Mme Day

Une Garce

mon mere est mme day!

by N/A October 24, 2003

Pay Day

A gargantuant penis with a layer of large bumps around the shaft.

Don't touch my pay day, its for my girlfriend!

by G1LB3RTandCUBBY July 12, 2011

Catfish Days

CFD. The official festival of Wilmington, IL. Usually the last weekend in July. While there's stuff for kids during the day (e.g. carnivals, parade) the epic stuff happens at night when the streets are closed and the bars are flooded with hundreds of partygoers. At Catfish Days, not only are you encouraged to blackout, but you are given a free pass to make a fool out of yourself for 3 straight nights.

Stranger: Hey, what's with all the music and drunk people in the streets?
Jimmy Hunt: It's Catfish Days you dumb idiot. Go Wildcats!!
Stranger: O wow I've heard about this! Get me a beer ASAP!
Jimmy Hunt: Catfish Daaaaaayz!

by WIL-MO July 23, 2016

shity day

Shity day is when the day wasn't fun or interesting

It was a shity day at work it was slow and there wasn't a lot of customers

by Vanessajoseph May 31, 2016

Baylee day

A day where we celebrate all the Baylee’s for being such a funny and great people after every spells are name wrong because we are unique we deserve a day

Baylee day celebrating all the Baylee’s

by Bayleethegirl June 9, 2023