shitting niggers

A term of distress, usually said for shock value when you're mad.

My mom was shitting niggers when she found the pot stash in my bedroom.

by sanesandwich September 8, 2007

shit and shower

how prison inmates would describe a short term sentence in prison such as one or two months

there long enough for a shit and shower and then go home

by blue ship October 5, 2006

stir shit

To stir shit means to address some issue which will metaphorically smell less if you leave it alone. (There has to be an issue there to begin with.)

You had to mention that, didn't you. You just had to stir shit!

by gakuxest October 26, 2008

shitting the couch

When someone does something to ruin or lessen the fun of a night out.

"Man, Adam is really shitting the couch because he brought his girlfriend along tonight."

by GucciManeDaFlip February 15, 2010

morgan shit

the violent, explosive diarrhea experienced the next morning after a night of drinking captain morgan
oftentimes "morgan shits" will also be accompanied by significant weight loss

Oh god, that "morgan shit" was so bad I ran out of tp in the bathroom and had to start using Kleenex!

by rainingjupiter June 25, 2010

cut that shit

Commonly used to tell someone to stop doing something that for whatever reason, is obnoxious, to us, the rest of the viewing public.

I can't believe you did that to your car man, you need to cut that shit. (as he looks at his buddies annoyingly loud and crass "fart muffler")

by BBRX8 October 31, 2009

shit luck

pretty damn horrible luck

dude one: hey man someone stole my car!
dude two: man, that's shit luck.

by eliphalet December 29, 2007