Bernd das brot

The most ultimate, rizziest sigma known to mankind.

He is the star character in the German TV channel KiKA.
Bernd is a depressed and curmudgeonly loaf of pullman bread speaking in a deep, gloomy baritone. He is small, rectangular and golden brown with hands directly attached to his body. He is the type of guy who you accidentally discover when turning on the tv at 1:17 am in B&B Hotel, Offenburg, Germany.

Alternative names:
The German Globgogabgolab
The channel 9 Nillywig
The divine one

The wise and omnipresent oracle

The prophecy-giver

All hail the mighty and omniscient Bernd das brot!!!
“Quick!! Turn on channel nine! The German Globgogabgolab, Berd das brot is speaking!”

by H.M.S. Sesquipedalophobia November 12, 2023

crie da

Friend, from an AMA with Cookie Monster.

"Cookie Monster is crie da with Chris Traeger."

by IAmBroom February 9, 2019

DA

Doaholics Anonymous: A program for PAs no longer at camp. It serves as a support group to help it's members overcome their unhealthy desire to actually do something. If you have a constant feeling that you should be doing something right now instead of relaxing you are probably a doaholic and should consider joining a DA program.

Man, the DA has really changed me. It used to be I couldn't catch a moment's rest or my mind would wander to how I could run check-in better.

by PA Program August 1, 2014

DV/DA

An abbreviation for the terms “domestic violence”/“domestic abuse”

The mother & child were visibly battered & fearful, which are clear indications of DV/DA .

by Jenbeurban December 6, 2024

Arnab Das

A man who has the biggest dick in the world a person whose masculinity is copared to one who is superior to the human king.
He is a defination of charming,kindness ,romantic , funny and etc to end woth

Arnab Das is a pinnacle of manhood

by Urbanisaccurate July 30, 2022

maria das

The definition of an all rounder physics teacher. God tier explanations, S tier notes and a much better hairline. You will never find a better man than him to teach you physics. Dont be late to class though or youll get your ass whooped. He the goat. He is him. He is. Maria Das .

guy: Yo bro im failing physics
guy2: Nah just join maria das sirs tution

by Averagescienceenjoyer December 8, 2023

safe 2 da madness

Thanks to the madness, I am the way I am. Written as 'Safe 2 Da Madness' to urbanise it. Shorten to simply, S2DM.

safe 2 da madness, I'm still here today.

by S2DM July 19, 2021