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house marking

A practice in which the most passionate of Harry Potter fans engage, in which upon first meeting another person one attempts to ascertain which house in Hogwarts that person belongs before learning anything else about said individual. Those who advocate for this practice claim it is far more effective in predicting and anticipating a person's character and personality than other forms of "marking" that many other humans may deploy. For example, the feminist philosopher Marilyn Frye describes "sex marking," a process of trying to determine another's sex and/or gender so as to impose upon them rigid expectations based on inaccurate gender norms and roles that only serve to stifle human capacity. Male and female are ambiguous, broad, and essentially meaningless term, containing within each of them the full spectrum of the human condition. Sex marking, therefore, is an inaccurate means of developing an understanding of another human. House marking, on the other hand, is far more effective in anticipating how a person will act, think, or live. Knowing someone is a Slytherin provides a far better basis for predicting behavior than knowing they are female.
I couldn't help "house marking" that guy I met last night I could tell he was a total Slytherin!
by fryeismagical December 11, 2012
mugGet the house markingmug.

lamb house

A place where massive bangers are thrown
PARTY AT THE LAMB HOUSE!
by Macchio1 May 7, 2019
mugGet the lamb housemug.

Randi Houses

It is impossible to concode a goal on rocket league when someone has said Randi Houses (Round the Houses). This is when the defensive mastermind plays it from one back corner to the other over the goal.
Chris at front Post under ball: "Randi Houses"

Others: "oooooooooooiiiiiiiiii)
by jmaphillips January 13, 2023
mugGet the Randi Housesmug.

Don't kill the house

A phrase used when someone is loud, obnoxious and destructive.
Stop it Tasnim, don't kill the house!
by Henninng November 26, 2019
mugGet the Don't kill the housemug.

That’s House

Commonly used to describe a killer blunt. Originated in Seattle, WA.
Tracy: “Dan, that’s a fatty blunt you got there.”
Dan: “yeah that’s house
by Esceleto Escelatita November 26, 2021
mugGet the That’s Housemug.

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