firing the flesh musket

The act of pleasuring oneself (usually a male).

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".

by Big Daddy Ripshitz September 27, 2013

Alaskan Fire Breather

The act of shoving diarrhea in a person’s mouth and duck taping it shut. Then twist the persons nipples until it comes out of their nose.

I gave Gavin an Alaskan Fire Breather yesterday.

by Dutchy4 February 26, 2025

Fire

starts when someone plays my mixtape

Mom: why is the house on fire?
Me: sorry mom I just dropped my new mixtape and listened to the first 00.02 of the intro

by Jwktg June 24, 2016

peace is fire

this term is used to describe something that is so sexy and magnificent or used when saying goodbye to someone;

Man I'm gonna go to bed peace is fire

by big chungus21 April 21, 2023

Laces fire department

Not useful at all

The laces fire department is not use full at all

by 330 mill October 9, 2020

great chicago fire

Is when you eat too many Chicago style hotdogs (with every thing one it) and when you take a crap your ass is on fire

HOLY CRAP! i shouldn't of eaten those hotdogs my ass is burning harder then great chicago fire

by that one guyy July 26, 2011

fire in my butthole

the experience in the bathroom after eating Taco Bell, Del Taco and Rusty Taco within two hours

Guy 1: are you okay!? in there?!?

guy 2: no I have fire in my butthole!! get the fire extinguisher!

by old number nintey nine December 10, 2023