Puma Bear

a puma so fat it looks like a bear.

I would say run, but that puma bear is to fat to do anything

by bunn1ey April 8, 2022

munchie bear

A little bear that loves to be snuggled and kissed

The little munchie bear crawled into monkeys bed

by Monkeybooboo April 9, 2022

Carson Eli Bear

I love his mom.
He is a mafia gang leader.

Carson Eli Bear can i have your mom

by Ranesh possibly (it’s not) April 11, 2022

Maine black bear

When you and a large group of friends (or strangers) have a bukkake gangbang with a woman. After everyone cums on her she has to claw her way out of the cum like a black bear.

“Yooo that gangbang was something else!”
“Yeah man we had that chick doing the Maine black bear by the time we were done!”

by thechonkingSTEWARD April 13, 2022

Bear’s dick

2-4 inches is the most it can grow. It has a lot of hair and produces a lot of sperm. Usually not in use if no girls are around and is usually a wasted potential

You should try to be with Bear. (Bear’s dick) will be worth it

by Ballbuster99 April 14, 2022

bear

You meant to type "beer" but ended up typing "bear" instead

Todd: "Could you hand me a bear?"

Mike: "Sure thing!"

Bear: *GROWL*

Todd: "WHAT THE FUCK"

by EvilShaggy April 14, 2022

Bear hug

Have your partner put in a large pinch of grizzly wintergreen dip, spits on your pens and gives you a tingly hand job.

Brandy stole Billy's can of dip and gave me the best bear hug I've ever got.

by Carolina gypsy April 15, 2022