Slut bear

A sussy little cum slut. Someone who needs to be spanked.

I.E Chase spanking Lay: "You're my little slut bear!" says Chase. "No I'm not!" says Lay, with a long boner.

by dgj.556 June 13, 2023

New Orleans Bear Trap

The act of placing a used sheet of toilet paper in or around someone’s house or at their door

My boss pissed me off yesterday so I left a New Orleans Bear Trap at his office door

by Stendoverse June 19, 2022

Classic bear trap

A deception or misunderstanding that results in a classic rookie/ basic error that is typically made by an individual with a rudimentary understanding of a given task or activity. The individual is tricked by and falls into the ‘classic bear trap’, being deceived into making this error thinking that it will be beneficial for them, but instead results in negative effects on the individual making the mistake.

A ‘classic bear trap’ is in effect the cause of a common rookie mistake.

Example 1: A guy is getting back with his ex for the third time even though she cheated on him twice. The act of her making herself available to him and pretending she wants only him is a classic bear trap for the guy, as he is deceived into thinking she still loves him and won’t sleep with other men.

Example 2: A straight male in Nana Plaza, Thailand, paying an attractive bargirl - who appears female - for sex. This is a classic bear trap as the straight male expects the bargirl to be female, when they are in fact a ladyboy, and thus may end up being pegged which does not typically align with a straight males sexual preferences.

by Elbrox June 03, 2024

Zebra Bear

A bear with grey strips in their hair/facial hair

"I didn't just do a bear last night, I did a Zebra bear!"

by SteliosContos April 12, 2024

danny bear

A woman with big tits and blonde hair

Look at the danny bear over there

by Gmanstan15 January 26, 2023

goofy bear

someone or something who is forgetful; is extremely dumb and potentially has a mullet

You're such a silly goofy bear !!!!

by renmare February 06, 2024

Chu Bear

Chu Bear is a reeeaaally nice (and reaaaally grumpy) chickiden. She loves cheese and Cheerios and her friends. Her eyeball got messed up by a hawk and she has a patch of missing feathers. Tough girl. She has a pet named rachel.

Chu Bear is my favorite girl in the whole world.
Give some cheese to chu Bear before she gets really mad now.

by ranch. January 30, 2021