Alex

alex is the name of a straight asshole who acted like he was interested in you, but really was not and was playing you the entire time. he’ll leave you high and dry as though you weren’t both friends, and he didn’t talk to you in the wee hours of the morning. (it’s me, i’m you) .

me: omg, i really miss Alex
my friend: no you don’t. he’s straight with a girlfriend. move on.

by blackiewithafatty March 8, 2023

Alex

1. the most beautiful girl in the world! big breasts, thick thighs and a phat ass. has the prettiest face you've ever seen.

2. a girl that loves the color purple and is always dressed in all black clothing. loves skirts and stockings. bonus points if there is a choker involved.
3. a girl that probably doesn't know how beautiful she really is.

4. a girl that probably listens to lil darkie.
5. a girl that probably sleeps all day.

1. "have you seen Alex today?" "nah man shes probably still asleep"

by KJisnotokie August 6, 2023

Alex

it only takes one word to describe Alex:
Kek

Alex is Kek.

by lil_lex563 November 23, 2021

alex krankowski

hot sexy man with a big weener

omg its alex krankowski the guy that is super hot and sexy with a big weener

by alex krankowski May 15, 2025

Alex Mann

A way of living with nothing but immaculate fun in mind.

Dude 1: Im tryna hit the club Alex Mann style tonight!

Dude 2: I'd come but I have an Econ problem set due tomorrow! :/
Dude 1: It'd be a lot more Alex Mann of you to say fuck it and pop that bottle of champ' !
Dude 2: I guess I'm just more of Jonah Schenk type then!
Dude 1: Well then I guess you should've done Castle...

by icarl(y) April 24, 2020

Alex m

the GOD of gd

Alex m is the best person ever, we all love him!

by Pizzaking3201 February 10, 2025

alex ferguson

A great scottish manager who makes Manchester United one of the best teams in the world.... till Moyses took his job and ruined the Red Devils for good.

Also, founder of the Fergie Time

'O Alex Ferguson of Scotland, when will we see your like again'

by Darwintheking February 26, 2017