Get Milked

Almond milk maker machine !

Lets make some milk from the Get Milked machine !

by scott dan January 24, 2023

Canadian Milk Bag

A Canadian Milk Bag is when you purée man gravy and diarrhea, suck it up with a mini turkey baster and drop a tad in your whiskey lovin’ friends finest bottle of bourbon. If they have a whiskey bar, dose up every single bottle. Not too much though, you don’t want them to notice. You must be able to repeat this task over and over again until they die. Why you ask? Because we all know that Canadians make the best whisky. This also works for tequila.

Tonight I’m going over my friend Mikes house. If he starts making my ears bleed about his fuckin’ whiskey collection, I’m gonna Canadian Milk Bag his whole bar. Hey, I never said I was a good friend.

by Capt. Carfentnyl November 6, 2023

Dip the cookie in the milk

It means make your convo wet so when u dip a cookie in milk it get all wet and soggy also most so make your convo like that

This is so dry dip the cookie in the milk

by Yanna333 May 20, 2018

Milk

My nickname.

What.

WHAT ELSE COULD It BE?
Your mom

sorry that wasnt funny

Hey milk wanna go on a date.

SOMEONE PLZ SAY THIS IM LONELY

by MILK67392 July 20, 2021

Milk Dudz

Titties that sag low, are unevenly shaped like milk duds and release milk under duress.

Derek J's milk dudz made great snow plows in the winter. The extra money generated from plowing allowed Erin a second liposuction appointment. The milk release feature proved to melt snow like salt would shrivel a slug.

by Joel Epstein Leider July 9, 2018

pine milk

Breast milk

Give me some of your pine milk.

by 987276 June 26, 2023

milk

the best drink i've ever had in my life, hits more when you add chocolate syrup
it's most likely used for breakfast like cereal or a glass of it

milk

by dagr8estgamer/rick animation August 21, 2022