taco pizza

It's the closest thing to sex in pizza form. I have no clue what shit is in there, but damn is it tasty

"Man, I'd kill for a taco pizza, right now."

"What's in that shit anyway?"

"I don't know, man, but damn it's hella tasty!"

by JLJackalope June 24, 2020

Porch Taco

A chill, or laid back person of Hispanic descent.

Juan is really easy to get along with. He’s a real porch taco

by Maverix91 July 8, 2020

Five Course Taco Spread

A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.

Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.

by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020

taco tongue

when clyde and kyle eat taco bell and then shove their taco-flavored tongues down each other's throats.

i don't know if taco tongue is a known or a verb so

"they're taco tonguing again 🙄"

by kennycore July 28, 2020

Taco Shale

The explosive, rancid, putrid, and awful smelling fart that occurs after consuming Taco Bell.

Guy 1: Farts
Guy 2: "My god, did you just shit your pants? What did you eat?"
Guy 1: "I just ate some Taco Bell. I think I have Taco Shale."
Guy 2: "Dude, go to the bathroom and check your pants."

by McHesp July 31, 2020

Dropping the Taco

When you shit during sexual intercourse.

Dude 1: "Yo, she was dropping the taco the other day during sex and I had to change my sheets."
Dude 2: "That's grody bro"

by tacodropper69 August 10, 2020

Meatball Taco

When a man is giving anal to a woman in the doggie position, and the anal is so deep, the man can tuck his ball sac into the women's vagina.

Bill was giving Hillary such deep anal that he decided to go all in for a Meatball Taco.

by Redtaila320 August 15, 2020