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May 18

RUB HEAD DAY

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Rub a bald person's head and tell them how smooth it is 🤤🌪️
Person 1: hey that man a bald mf
Person 2: I'm gonna caress that head
Person 3: it's may 18 cuh, rub that head
Bald Man: ye
Person 2: smooth as hell
by TesticleTim May 17, 2022
mugGet the May 18mug.
.9.you will be extremely vocal this year – no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9.
.9.you will be extremely vocal this year – no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9.
mugGet the .9.you will be extremely vocal this year – no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9.mug.

May 14

May 14 is celebrated as International Kiss Your Homies Day. Make sure you show your favourite mofo some love by kissin' em on the cheek, or the lips (No Homo of course)
"Bro It's May 14 today. It's International Kiss Your Homies Day"
"Really? Well in that case get in here bro"
by bigbazoongas3000 May 12, 2022
mugGet the May 14mug.

May 20, 2022

Me: Hey do you know its May 20, 2022
Person: yeah?
Me: ok
by Jasonzzldude May 19, 2022
mugGet the May 20, 2022mug.

May 24

Whoever is born on May 24th is beautiful and sexy they are the best girls in the word and amazing people
She’s born on may 24th?
Yeah
That’s why she’s so pretty
by Abcedefg May 8, 2022
mugGet the May 24mug.

Louis x May

An amazing ship duo, the best you will ever find, (May can be the girls full name or nick name) There presence will bring light to a room where ever they go, yes "may's" friends may tease the ship/duo however one day the will be one, To all the may's and (Mayumdi's) out there this is a sign, go talk to louis.
Oh my look over there is Louis x May
by MAYFUJ September 6, 2022
mugGet the Louis x Maymug.

may 4

People born on this day are shy, talkative, creative, handsome, sexy, tall, and very special. If you meet a guy born on this day, never let him go he will make you feel like the most special woman on earth and love you forever. Be careful with him because he will fall in love fast, and when he does he expects it to last forever. I you do break up with him keep in mind that he will still like you and try to get you back. He may also be jealous when you find someone new so be warned. But he is the best person you’ll ever meet so hold on to him.
girl: OMG he’s hot!

Other girl: Yea he is,he must have been born on may 4!
Girl: Your totally right
by Kristina was taken November 22, 2021
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