J-Wagg

One who stocks Mothers that have just had their baby within weeks prior.

She just had a kid last week. I'm going to J-Wagg her.

by Hefe Larsone October 11, 2007

Alyssa j

Alyssa J is the most gorgeous woman in the world and most likely to be in love with a guy named Andrew who will treat her like a queen they are the greatest couple ever and will always be together forever once they meet each other alyssa j is a strong-minded woman who claims independence but loves to be babied by her lover anyone who gets to meet an alyssa j will be one lucky son of a bitch

them- whoaaa is that Alyssa J

me- Yeah she's dating andrew

them- he's one lucky mother fucker

by a1782 February 24, 2024

Name starts with J

If you have a june 6 sister then you are awful to here. Come on be more nice.

Putting her down for her phycological issues

" yea right like your " body dysmorphia"

Its because your name starts with J that your like this.

by Ba ba ghost September 28, 2021

Donald J. Trump

1. (noun) a famous rich guy who sucked off my reformed orthodox rabbi and had an intimate relationship with the island guy who totally killed himself in prison ;)
hes also the president of the united states and wants to fuck over the immigrants like how big beautiful bill fucked him

2. (verb) to thrust someones penis into your or another persons mouth after paying them a fuck ton of money and wearing a clown nose while doing so

FDT

1:
Guy 1: I hate Donald J. Trump, he's a fascist dictator and he sucks!
Guy 2: He literally 'sucks' lmfao

2:
Girl: Well, I'd better get back to my mansion. I really enjoyed Donald J. Trumping you tonight, Mister.
Guy: Happy to earn some cash, but you'd better take off that clown nose so your chauffeur doesn't honk it!

by anonym_1924940 November 24, 2025

J-Spray

The sexual act of pulling out of your partner just before ejaculation and cumming in the pattern of the Holy Sign of the Cross on their body.

"Be careful dating a catholic, they might J-Spray you if you aren't careful."

by HisHolyHighness September 28, 2015

J NO LA

a sadness caused by dread of something inevitable

She felt J NO LA when she realized that her evil stepmother would be there.

He J NO LAED when he thought about Monday.

We all J NO LA sometimes.

by Carl Jackboxxx August 11, 2023

I J-hope

when you really want something, but like x1000

I J-hope BTS win their first Grammy in 2021.

by greenmochisugakookie November 25, 2020