Old Skin

A tragic condition diagnosed in elementary school where the child’s skin resembles that of an old man, or leather face.

Doctor: You have very old skin!
Mike: I’m in fourth grade!!!

by MikestheCatcher July 10, 2018

old man’s friend

A term in the past for pneumonia

Pneumonia is an old man’s friend

by elelcart July 12, 2021

Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Books

Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Books

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

Old budge

One’s mother

Hey, how’s your old budge doing?

by Mlj1980 February 26, 2021

haggard old lady

Somebody who looks on the brink of death due to exhaustion, (therefore looking like a lady who is ancient as hell) this can usually be fixed by an alarm clock and a sensible bed time.

Rosie hasn’t been sleeping due to family issues, the principle pulled her in and called her a haggard old lady. How DARE she look after her family. An alarm clock is overdue for certain.

by Irishasafupa September 4, 2023

old mug

Wide and hallow dick

Hey have you heard that joe has a old mug, his girl told me.

by Stuffgun February 14, 2017

olds

A quick, one-syllable way of referring to documentaries of all types; it’s also a shortening of “old news” a somewhat archaic slang for documentary shows.

I watch sports, news, olds and occasionally a movie.

by Ozymandiasm January 19, 2023