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old man legs

A condition in which a cyclist has been riding for so many years that he is just fast... and always will be fast. Said cyclist can fail to ride for months at a time and still beat most others while not even trying.
-Dude that old fat guy just dropped me like a bad habit!

-Yeah Ted's got old man legs, he was a hardcore racer back in the 90's
by butzlightbeer October 6, 2016
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Old man jankins

Old man Jankins is 93 and will forever be 93, he goes to bus stops to watch children, and has a girlfriend who is 18. Old man jankins Is the ultimate pimp
Old man jankins is packing
by BetterThanBacon June 18, 2020
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old hamstring

Eww Roman is such an old hamstring
by Petter the griffin October 11, 2018
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four years old

someone who is da youngest person evah!!!
by nattyjubiedeeznuts.com June 11, 2025
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How old is your newspaper?

A substitution for ' You are sooo~ left out.", to tell someone that what they were saying was old news.
Henry: "Hey, I heard Mark is going out with Cathy. Is it real?"
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."
by hugalahugalalolo777 March 6, 2016
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mosé old

being so crusty and old that you’re basically a pile of dust without even getting cremated
friend 1: yo i just turned 32 today

friend 2: what?? fr?? damn you’re MOSÉ OLD
by bichibichi April 2, 2019
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Old Balls

Holy shit, Sean Paddy Murphy has old balls! They’re going into his asshole!!!
by Old Balls Murphy November 17, 2023
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