The John Luke Picard

When a drunk girl is getting sick in the bathroom and when she is throwing up in the toilet. you pull her pants down and fuck her from behind. boldly going where no man has gone before!

The John Luke Picard a Mcleod special!

by Crusader001 June 17, 2009

Pigeon John

An extremely bad roulette player who releives his sorrows by knobbing his boss.

'Where's Pigeon John?'
'Working late, AGAIN!'

by jimmy 5 May 13, 2004

john f. kerry

Can't form a solid opinion but "CAN" form a solid hairdo.

a plastic man

Didn't I see John Kerry in a Primus video?

by The Swedish Chef November 1, 2004

Papa John's Spectacular

One performs the Papa John's spectacular by first ordering a large italian sausage pizza. Then you get someone to give you a blowjob while you take a shit and eat said pizza at the same time. The greatest feeling a man could ever feel.

Hey babe, do you mind helping do the Papa John's Spectacular, I have had such a rough day

by The papa john's shitter May 13, 2009

St. John's School

A school in Houston for the kids that do nothing except for study. They are good at books and lacrosse, but as far as every other sport, Episcopal kicks their ass. Their quarterback, Lawson Gow, cried during the Episcopal versus SJS game this year and it was almost difficult to watch. The kids at here are nerdy, ugly, and the epitome of losers. Sometime, maybe, someone will teach the bitches a thing or too about being cool.

St. John's School Dance...
SJS Guy- Dude...check out that chick
other SJS Douche- the one with the head gear?
SJS Guy- yeah her she's hot!
other SJS Douche- yah i'd "tap that" LAUGH OUT LOUD...*snorting*

by ehs bra December 7, 2006

John Bell

Just a small town guy raised up on soccer

Hey man, I'm just your usual John Bell.

by Dr. Noodle February 16, 2017

John Park Park

This is a wonderful place for childeren and animals to come and play. There are trees, a clubhouse, football field, baseball diamond, and professional goccer course on the premises. The best feature of John Park Park however is the gigantic water tower right in the middle of the park itself. All of the action in John Park Park is centered around the water tower, which supplies all of the water to the town of Orangeville.

John Park Park is starting to look very beautiful now that the leaves are changing colors!

by JPP Squirrel Control Officer August 27, 2009