Tongue my plums

The act of a women licking your balls

Hey lady, do you want to come back to my place and tongue my plums?

by Cama February 9, 2005

Turtle on my Knee

When someone is throwing shade or dirt about you around to others

did you hear that laquisha was throwing turtle on my knee!

oh girl nah!

by bakergames June 13, 2017

made my bones

To earn respect in the Mafia underworld by commiting some sort of crime, usually murder.

Do you know who I am? I'm Moe Greene, I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders.

by Joe Friday July 21, 2005

Rocks My World

1) To have a profound and positive effect on someone.
2) Something or someone you really like.

That band rocks my world!

That girl rocks my world!

This dessert rocks my world!

by olivetti75 July 21, 2010

Slob my knob

Gettin' head.. a Blowjob.

How much to slob my knob?

by J. S. Alexander January 20, 2006

Comical to my Womical

Of Urban, Mid-Western origins (used largely in Chicago, Illinois), "Comical to my Womical" is a phrase used to indicate that an occurrence, object or situation is simultaneously humorous and relevant to one's interests.

The phrase is often clearly articulated in a stately manor, as one wearing a monocle may articulate.

Person A: Ah, notice how low from the waist that gentleman is wearing his trousers.

Person B: I see. That is comical to my womical.

by Matthew A. Hand January 26, 2010

hold my purse

What one gay man says to another gay man when preparing to fight someone.

Gay #1: Maggie said it looks like a bus ran over your face this morning.

Gay #2: That bitch! Hold my purse.

by Willyummm August 7, 2010