hanging mexican

The tiny bit of shit that hangs on your arsehole hairs right at the end of taking a dump.

“Josh I had the most annoying hanging Mexican today”

Josh - “what’s a hanging Mexican?” .........

by Xante January 18, 2018

Mexican salsa yes

"Mexican Salsa Yes" is a phrase created by Smosh cast member Amanda Lehan-Canto, in an episode of the Smosh spin-off podcast Smosh Mouth. It was originally used in an older video of young Amanda on an internet food show.

"I LOVE margaritas. Sweet, tangy, mexican salsa YES."

by francisgoose January 26, 2025

Mexican

A mexican is a person that is not legal in any state off america and eat burritos tacos and like nachos.

"hey look at that mexican over there" " Hey cut my grass you border hopper" Mexican says"Si senor."

by dicandbauls April 21, 2023

Mexican Whiplash

When you take your erect penis and smack a female in the face with it before being felicitated.

I gave that bitch mexican whiplash and she got a black eye.

by tristan cone March 1, 2020

Mexican Tour Guide

2 Mexicans in a bar fighting over the last shot of warm Tequila.

I would have ordered a drink at the bar but the bartender was splitting a Mexican Tour Guide.

by SquamLakeGuy July 13, 2011

Mexican Hotbox

Similar to an Indian hotbox, except it's when you and the lads eat too many tacos and turn that car into a heaping cloud of swamp ass.

"Holy shit Taylor you better slow down on that Taco Bell, or were gunna be in for a stank Mexican hotbox later.

by Tightassnoswass August 24, 2016

Short Mexican

Short Mexicans are the most racist and homophobic they can sometimes be nice but only to authority but most of the time they are annoying and making jokes thinking they are funny

Guy 1: is that a short Mexican

Guy 2: yeah I wouldn’t recommend talking to him

Guy 1: no I’m gonna call him HEY SHORT MEXICAN

Short Mexican: what do you want

Guy 2: never mind short Mexican you can go

short Mexican: nah ugly

by Jimmy John skimp July 8, 2022