Verb - A sexual act wherein a man has lude conduct with the folds of a women who is of a extraordinary girth.
by The Master of all things December 30, 2014
Get the Flabber Blasting mug.the act of farting into a turkey baster and then proceeding to squeeze that said fart into an unsuspecting persons
Steve: Last thanksgiving my father prepared the turkey. While I was making the stuffing my father perfomed a butter cup blaster on me, which unfortunately led to my demise.
Andy: Sucks to be you man.
Andy: Sucks to be you man.
by El Smockito January 3, 2010
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To take a shit on a womans foot, and have them anally penetrate you with it. (the poop is used as lubrication)
by Hupman December 30, 2011
Get the Texas Butt Blaster mug.A bread of Canada's finest female mountie. The ironic mis-spelling of best goes to show why women should stay in the kitchen. They can normally be found creeping around in random areas of canada, usually riding a horse. These creatures are very dangerous since they never sleep.
Chuck: Holy crap!! Is that Bast Mountie riding a horse!? | David: bast rides a h0rse? | Chuck: ya bro
by Explode_Bomb August 18, 2011
Get the Bast Mountie mug.adj. (1) Several people with whom you have an insurmountable amount of malice/discontent with.
(2) Many bastards with Latin flair.
(2) Many bastards with Latin flair.
Example 1:
The NYPD is full of bastardos!
Example 2:
Dammit the website said the store closes at 9. It's 8:45 and they aren't letting people in? The bastardos!
The NYPD is full of bastardos!
Example 2:
Dammit the website said the store closes at 9. It's 8:45 and they aren't letting people in? The bastardos!
by yagami760 April 13, 2013
Get the bastardos mug.One who finds, at first, an informal audience which appreciates a primarily witty pun, but then plummets them with an apparent backstock of his own homophonic concoctions intended to satisfy his own secret literary longings.
"About the fishing trip, we had a good laugh at the bassinet joke, but I don't think the pun bastard knows when to quit"
by wait,what August 21, 2011
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