J dub the hottie

the hottest man alive he's really hot. he plays basketball with long curly hair. he makes slam dunks all the time with his thickalicious booty. his booty is so thick it's so voluptuous it's so plump in his basketball shorts. when he walks it appears to be stupid but I find it adorable. his abs glisten while he is playing basketball he lifts up his shirt to wipe his sweat off his face every time I walk by it's very sexy. he is the hottest man you will ever see. so be prepared when you meet a jdub the hottie

maya: wow J dub the hottie 's abs packinnn
claire: I KNOW

by bootycheek284728 December 26, 2020

J Man

J Man is someone who sits at the back of the room, the man who knocks, the goat, mister aura

yourdailywtakes: yo who on siege? 👀
trust: i dont play with copper shitters.
cnote: yo trust ur a J Man
trust: glaze it
rx: kids a boss

by fuckrx February 6, 2025

j

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by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 11, 2023

baba j

a term i use for my wittle discord kittens(/j) as a joke instead of bbg/baby girl

Baba j im sorry, dont break up with me or ill become gacha emo baddie hated child😭

by AceOfSpadesLoser September 13, 2022

J-Virus

Also known as j-Syndrome. When a person In a group leaves for hours at a time with a poor Excuse and no alibi. Later on wanting to be included in other events with the group even though the said person will vanish when plans have been made.

"Hey tom, do you want to go out for sushi later today?" "yea sure let me just take a shower I'll get back to you".6 hours later "hey tom why didn't you pick up when I called"."I got lost on my way to the shower, my bad........Still down to chill though?"....."Sounds like somebody got the

J-Virus".

Hey Guys down to play some Battlefield?
-Everyone Responds - Sure sounds good
Alright lets all be back in 10 minutes after we grab some drinks/snacks
-everyone agrees-
10 mins later
Alright we gonna do this?
-everyone but Tom responds with - Damn right lets blow shit up
Wheres Tom? is he afk still? the fuck?
19 hours later
-Tom returns - Sup guys still down to play?

>.<

by IliveThatLife October 26, 2013

J. Foxing

v. - The act of having the shakes.

Peter: Oh man, I am so thirsty. Look at my hand shaking.
Mike: Try to stop J. Foxing you are spilling the drink everywhere.

by Obi Wan Ko T March 17, 2011

J MACKING

LEAVING A POOR SCHOOL FOR A BETTER SCHOOL. USAULLY FOR ATHLETIC REASONS. A DFW TERM.

I HEARD 2 SOPHMORES WAS NAMED ALL DISTRICT AFTER J MACKING TO ANOTHER HS

by THE DUB INFO October 27, 2023