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National Fuck Your Partner Day

July 2nd - National Fuck Your Partner Day. You get to fuck your partner all day today, No matter what. Dom your wife fellas, July 2nd is Fuck your Partner day.
Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day."

Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."

Chad: "Can we still fuck?"

Brenda: "lol ya"
by Jschlatt.Schlatt July 1, 2021
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Fuck your kids

You are not my own words. My words didn't bleed off the page and amalgamate into some kind of magic spector. You are doing that and I'm going to murder as many kids as possible if you do not pay both for doing this and the AI to which I contributed (cardinally and substantially)
Hym "And again, fuck your kids. This is why they keep getting fucked like that. That's you. You're a piece of shit and you're harvesting incels as fuel to subsidize your worthless lives. It ain't 'my words' doing that. It's someone who is actively trying to sacrifice SOMEONE ELSE'S KIDS in the name of their own."
by Hym Iam May 14, 2025
mugGet the Fuck your kidsmug.

National fuck your boyfriend week

National fuck your boyfriend everyday week is in the last two weeks of July!
Damn baby it's the national fuck your boyfriend week.. let's jiggy!
by nexusdube July 22, 2022
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Fuck your feelings

this is my sisters saying she is going away to collage,so i created this for her out of fun and do not mean this literally or with any harm whatsoever,and instead to show her this as a gift type thing out of love and fun;so have fun with this saying
EXAMPLE:

Guy: How could you fuck my best friend, you know how i felt about you!

Girl: When we were together, you cheated on me anyway. So Fuck Your Feelings about me doing it

aunt: I don't appreciate the foul language you use in your tiktok page. there's kids on this site you know!

nice :honestly Fuck Your Feelings, If you don't want your kids exposed to vulgarity, get them off tiktok because they are most likely to young for the app anyway.
by love.synny August 18, 2022
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National fuck your crush day

Hey can we fuck?
Uhh why?
Because it’s National fuck your crush day
Wooow that was smooth... sure
by Definitionwriter.org February 26, 2021
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December 5th fuck your roommate day

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other
Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow
by Remmerr November 27, 2023
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